Simpsons Season 17

When Homer falls for a football betting scam and owes money to Fat Tony, Fat Tony decides to let Homer pay off the debt by letting him shoot a porno film in the house. When Marge finds out, she drives off.

When a new stamp museum is going to be opened behind the Simpson house, the Simpsons protest its construction to the point where it is moved to the site of the Springfield Cemetary, and the cemetary is moved to behind the Simpson house.

When Maggie comes down with the chicken pox, Homer actually takes some advice from Flanders and holds a "pox party" so his friends could have their kids infected.

"B.I. Bartificial Intelligence", "Survival of the Fattest", "I've Grown a Costume on Your Face".

Marge buys a tandem bicycle because she thinks Homer will ride with her, but when she ends up trying to ride it on her own (and failing miserably), Bart decides to ride with her.

Bart steals a "Bart Boulevard" traffic sign, which leads to a major traffic accident, but the new Safety Salamander (Homer's attempt to earn Lisa's love back after he ruins her Father's Day present) saves everybody.

Homer gets into a fight with an Easter bunny, resulting in Marge being shunned by her friends, so she ends up joining the Cheery Red Tomatoes, an organization of older women.

After Mr. Burns is teased about his car, he sends Homer and the family off to Italy to pick up his new fancy sports car. While on their Italian adventure, the Simpsons end up stranded in a small Italian village where a rehabilitated Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor with a wife and son.

It's D'oh-Ho-Homer with these three Christmas stories: "The First (Annoyed Grunt)-El", "I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus", "The Nutcracker...Sweet".

A chain of events leads to the discovery of a frozen mailman, who has a letter from 60 years ago addressed to Homer's mother, revealing that the man who wrote the letter may be Homer's real father.

When Bart finds the key to the school's steam tunnels and ruins the school with steam, Principal Skinner sends him to a camp in Oregon, but when Homer discovers Bart is on the no-fly list, he has to drive him there.

Lisa attempts to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a proper gentleman after Groundskeeper Willie's shack collapses and, like many other secondary and one-time characters over the years, is forced to live with The Simpsons.

On a family outing inside a cave, Homer causes a stalactite to crash into the ground, and he ends up stuck in the hole; while Marge, Bart, and Maggie look for a way out, Lisa stays behind and tells Homer a story about how she was chased by a ram.

Ned Flanders wins a new computer and offers it to Marge, as he has no use for it. In return, Marge babysits the Flanders children. With Marge spending so much time at The Flanders', Homer must look after Bart and Lisa.

Homer sees Lenny's new plasma TV and wants one of his own, so he enters a contest in an attempt to win one, but instead wins a trip to Fox Studios, where he gets involved in a show similar to Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy.

The commissioner of football is in town to finalize the awarding of a new professional football team to Springfield, but when he gets lost and asks for directions at the Simpson house, Grampa ties him up, leading the commissioner to cancel the team.

Mr. Burns outsources the power plant to India, and, thanks to a lucky bouquet catch, Homer is sent there to train the new employees, but when Burns puts him in charge of the plant, the employees treat him as a god.

When dinner at the Frying Dutchman takes a little longer than expected to cook, thanks to an uncooperative octopus armed with knives, and the Sea Captain doesn't know any sea tales, the Simpsons take up the slack by telling stories of three famous ships.

When Principal Skinner makes a comment at "Stab-A-Lot" (the Itchy & Scratchy musical) that girls aren't as good as math as boys, he is replaced by a new principal who separates the school into boys' and girls' schools.

Marge goes nuts trying to clean the kitchen in time for a best house contest, but when she inhales the fumes of one too many cleaning solvents, she passes out and bangs her head on a stool. When Marge comes to at the hospital, she is stricken with amnesia.

Reverend Lovejoy is appointed to spread the word of creationism in Springfield, making Lisa the only supporter of the scientific evolution theory proposed by Charles Darwin. To revive the scientific view on evolution she holds secret evolution classes.

A first baseman for the Springfield Isotopes and his wife, stripper/pop singer Tabitha Vixx, call upon Homer and Marge to help him with their love life.